tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
i should make a breaking bad/tina belcher appreciation blog called blue tina
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?
the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
i have the most wonderful girlfriend
and is pretty ridiculous too
but i like her
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.